Bingo! There's no uncertainty

A listener to "Test Match Special" last year came up with the idea for a game called "Boycott Bingo". This entails calling out "bingo" every time the great man - Sir Geoffrey - utters one of his regular and predictable clichés, e.g. "corridor of uncertainty", "we used to play on uncovered wickets" or "my mum would have caught that in her pinny".

Mallorca has its own version of Boycott Bingo in that bingo illegality crops up as regularly and as predictably as the Great Yorkshireman states that his gran could have "hit that with a stick of rhubarb". One moment it's outdoor games at fiestas being banned because minors are in attendance - bingo!; the next it's some old dears having their games interrupted by the sound of heavy boots - bingo!; then it's a hotel being raided because it's conducting games that it shouldn't be - bingo!

When day centres for the elderly were being raided by plod who suspected - correctly - that the oldsters were up to no good in playing bingo for which there was no licence, all manner of indignation was released. How insensitive. Why stop a little bit of pleasure for the old folk? It was accepted that perhaps it had been a bit heavy-handed. However, it turned out that behind certainly one of the illicit bingo games was something a bit fishy that proved worthy of further investigation.

There is no real uncertainty regarding the playing of bingo. You need a licence. The absence of one may have something to do with plod having pounded down the corridors of a hotel in Sa Coma to put a stop to its bingo. I could always tell you which hotel, but I won't, because it's not been reported elsewhere, so I'd rather not say. But rest assured, keep checking Sa Coma hotels on "Trip Advisor" and there will doubtless be some entry referring to a bingo raid. "I was just about to call 'house', and this policeman took my card away. I shall be complaining to the tour operator."

One difference between the relatively small cerveza of the old folks' day centre bingo games and those in the hotel has to do with the amount of money the latter raise. Two and seven? Twenty-seven. Twenty-seven thousand euros. A month.

If you were to go and look on "Trip Advisor" and choose a hotel on Mallorca, you might well find mention of bingo among the entertainment on offer. Most hotels have games. And are they all correctly licensed? I couldn't begin to answer that question. But the two bingo associations - AESBI and ASBA - have been making repeated representations to relevant authorities regarding the need to "eradicate the large number of illegal bingo games that proliferate" on Mallorca and the other islands.

A couple of days before the raid in Sa Coma, the two associations had in fact presented a proposal for the establishment of electronic bingo terminals in hotels as part of their drive to stamp out illegal games. The proposal may well be greeted favourably, as a "win" would involve a ten per cent tax finding its way into the coffers of the Hacienda.

It will be instructive to see how this all pans out, as Mallorca's hotels, anticipating the likely change of national government, are putting together various proposals of a legal nature for the new Partido Popular administration to chew over.

One of these is to do with the law on intellectual property. This has an impact on the "complementary offer" of entertainment in its widest sense within hotels (of which, incidentally, the electronic bingo terminals would be a new addition, say the bingo associations). It doesn't have to do solely with any rights from musical performances. It also covers television.

Decisions by both the European Court of Justice and the Spanish Supreme Court have led to interpretations that television broadcasts in hotel rooms constitute "public communication" and are therefore liable to rights payments. This is because, for the most part, a cable or satellite signal is re-transmitted by the hotel to the rooms. Were signals to go directly to the rooms (far more costly to set up), then the communication would be private, meaning no broadcast rights payments.

On these two matters, the bingo and the broadcasting, I am with the bingo associations and the police but not with the public communication interpretation; charges are probably passed on for what is made public but is consumed in private. As for bingo, though it is harmless fun, it is fair to ask what actually happens to money that is raised. There is no uncertainty, or shouldn't be. Gaming is either licensed or it isn't.


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