Party Games: Bauzà's lapse

The Partido Popular in the Balearics are making a video game/puppet version of themselves. It features the party's leader, José Ramón Bauzà, pronounced Bowser. His number two is Calvia's mayor Carlos Delgado, Charles Thin, represented by the old Goons' character - Hercules Grytpype-Thynne, to whom he bears a not totally thin resemblance.

It's a shame that Bowser is not a chameleon, but the Super Mario turtle - PP Bowser-style - combines in animated villainy with Grytpype-Thynne to make for a real hoot of an educational tool, one for the pupils of the Balearics. The big question is in which language they should be speaking. The preference should be Castilian. But this is too simple. There are also Catalan, Mallorquín, Menorquín, Ibicenco and Formenterense to take into account. The game does get somewhat complicated.

The solution is to make the animation a battle between Bowser and Grytpype, suitably cast as the Castilian-speaking villains, against hordes of Marios or Neddie Seagoons mouthing off in Catalan or versions thereof. But there's a sub-plot, because we can't be too sure about Bowser, as he's prone to turn turtle. One day he says he's going to kick Catalan into touch, and the next day he says that he hadn't meant to say that, it was all the result of a "lapse" he had suffered during an early-morning radio interview.

Bowser has pumped out a whole load of oil onto the troubled waters of local language politics. He had done so by suggesting that, were he to become regional president next year, he would get rid of the law of 1986 which had granted Catalan dual-official status, a result of which would be to promote Castilian, together with the local languages, as the tongues of learning in schools - the so-called free selection, but without Catalan. He had done so, and then said he hadn't meant it, having caused a hell of a stink in the process.

There is a fair old back story to all this.

Bauzà and Delgado were rivals for the leadership of the PP in March, the former winning quite comfortably. Before the leadership election took place, Delgado had some pretty harsh words for his rival, accusing him of having no credibility when it came to the language issue and of being opposed to free selection of language.

Delgado, on the other hand, is an advocate of free selection. He is unashamedly pro-Castilian and anti-Catalan, stating that Castilian is his "mother tongue".

But since the leadership election, things have moved on. Firstly, Bauzà created something of a stir by making Delgado his number two, which didn't go down a storm with the party's moderate wing. Secondly, he managed to alienate this moderate wing by being perceived as being too close to the party's national leader Mariano Rajoy; the insinuations are that he is something of a stooge. Thirdly, he increased this alienation by getting ever closer to Delgado, who is to the right of the party. So much so that, by the end of September, he was being branded a Delgado "clone" and, in an "Ultima Hora" blog, was said to have "adopted the anti-Catalan thesis" of Delgado.

It is against this background, therefore, that Bauzà did the radio interview, one in which he seemed to be following the Delgado line. The impression is of someone prone to vacillation and to misjudgment, which he quickly tried to rectify by claiming a lapse that allowed him to then try and distance himself from Delgado. But if he is capable of one lapse, then what other ones might he have? The words of Delgado regarding his credibility will be haunting him.

Bauzà might hope that when the elections for the regional presidency take place next spring, everyone will have forgotten about all this. It's most unlikely. Though whether he has dented his chances are questionable. The PP will probably still win, but what confidence might there be in a president who seems far from sure-footed?

He should stick to video games. Bowser's the one who always steals the game show. And he should be wary of Delgado. Grytpype-Thynne always managed to put one over on the fall-guy.


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