WikiWorld: Spain, Wikileaks and World Cup

Wikileaks and World Cups. They tell you much about a nation's diminished role in the scheme of things. A political leader considered to be pretty much useless by the Americans and humiliation by the quasi-nation that is FIFA.

But so much for Gordon Brown and England. Another nation has to cope with its own minor role in the scheme of things. So minor it had to combine with a minor-minor nation to try and prise the World Cup out of the clutches of the Russian mafia that has made the country one of its favourite offshore bases.

Spain is not a world power. Centuries ago it was. It has had to adjust to being an also-ran, which doesn't stop it trying to reclaim some one-time glory and importance. But when it does, it ends up looking a tad silly. As with the presidential predecessor José María Aznar. "My friend Tony" were the words put into the mouth of Aznar when he was being savaged by the satirists. The little man of world politics like a mini David Steel sitting on the shoulders of the really powerful and his lackey.

This was Iraq. Aznar stood shoulder to shoulder - well, slightly lower than shoulder to shoulder in fact - with Bush and Blair, desperate for some international kudos that had long since deserted Spain. Aznar's back in the news, thanks to the splendidly cringeworthy revelations from Wikileaks.

In 2007 Aznar confided in the American ambassador to Spain who, praise be, then broke the confidence. He was thinking of a return to frontline politics and all because he doubted that his successor as national leader of the Partido Popular, Mariano Rajoy, was up to the job. There are many who would have agreed with Aznar then and would still do so.

Poor old Rajoy. If, and it really isn't much of a choice, he were to succeed Zapatero as national president, it would be a case of trading in Mr. Bean for Mr. Grey, the uninspiring, uncharismatic bearded blunder of the PP. For one who aspires to great office, to a place on the world stage (sort of), he has an unerring capacity to come over all Bush-like, as was the case when he pooh-poohed climate change because his cousin had said so. It was only slightly better than taking the word of the bloke in the pub. Admittedly his cousin was a physics academic, but going on the say-so of one person, a relative, is a rather worrying trait for a potential national leader.

While we have been bombarded with information of seemingly rather greater importance, Spain, appropriately enough, has been relegated to the footnote category of Wikileaking. In the world scheme of things, matters Spanish are not exactly earth-shattering, but "El Pais", a sort of "Guardian" of the Spanish media left, has nevertheless been informing the Spanish public about not only Rajoy but also US pressure to stop Spanish High Court investigations into matters such as alleged war crimes in Iraq and about the use of Palma airport for rendition flights.

Wikileaks, Spanish style, doesn't make for easy reading if you are a Spanish politician, as US officials don't seem to be overly impressed. The King, on the other hand, is approved of by the Americans. And then there's Zapatero himself. He has not enjoyed great relations with the US, who doubtless see him conveying a rather bemused, bumbling, if genial, persona. Just as he was when to everyone's surprise, including his own, he snatched the presidency from Aznar. But this doesn't stop him turning up at events like the World Cup vote. Not that it did much good. Nor did the vain attempt by the president of the Spanish football federation, Ángel María Villar, to butter up the FIFA voters with his grovelling declaration that: "FIFA is clean and does things with honesty. You are all honest and hardworking and worry about football".

The Spanish, and indeed President Zapatero, do have rather more pressing issues to worry about than the failed World Cup bid, but there has been some anger regarding the decision to hand the 2018 tournament to Russia. One commentator has suggested that "we (the Spanish presumably) should emigrate to another planet".

Ah yes, to another planet, another world, where there would be no Wikileaks, Spain and England would still rule the waves and have their empires and there would be no "clean" FIFA to prevent Spain and England from forever more sharing the hosting of the World Cup between them.


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